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1. Yesterday I received a request to increase friends QQ message:
2. Singles on the eve of his girlfriend received a text message, And then a: You receive this message, you wants.
3. I put on the bus a fart,
see nigh have waved, face anguish,
I waved.
next to the woman rotated round to me: you do not installed.
4. My wife and I melodrama to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her. Saw one old female, solemn, said: read the book to discern who you are. His wife is sick or go to the hospital early, adore is useless.
5. to a friend's house to play, a friend happened to his wife in feeding (bosom milk), it happens so happens to kid against child refuses to nurse jokes: quickly food, or uncle to eat.
6. The day before yesterday my boss, a man, and really understand like, look back on my computer a long time, said, I received seeds received
rind. . . . . Chouchou he
said Brother thought: the girl may be amusing on their own, can not help but cerebral alacrity. Girl get off the station. Upon seeing his brother with it down swiftly. Girl walked in front, every now and then to look back. Brother courage ran forward, not without humor, approached and said: do not rub.
8. bedroom on the 6th floor,PULSERA NEGRA CON BANDERA, ascend and found the opener did not take, to get downstairs to ask aunt, and then climb up to open the door, go also key, and then climb up to, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked. see you have not closed the door, I'll shut up.
9. night girlfriend said I was also your mom, and I am very well done, equitable like she got into a fight, wanted to chance a man a tiny, yet it finally losing control to wail.
10. a man the prowess to QQ on the soulful confession to MM, when MM replies: I was her mother, I have come to pilfer edible.
11. classmate birthday, four of us to discuss Zerodian Hair a Result, they did not send.
12. students among classes to the toilet, pluck the end that did not bring periodical, and can not wait for people, phone and arrears. Desperate, he called to the 10086, ask for help ... ... It is said that there silent for a long time, and later school classmates ... he received such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so who in the toilet, allows you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
13. Netease up in the morning to see a annotate
floor: you reserve chilly all over, hear to the 5 floor, how to mention?
second floor: 5th floor I think rightly said.
floor: 5th Floor, say the voice of the people
floor: 5th floor does that very well!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB
14.1955 per capita income in China is South Korea's 3.2 times, 1.1 times of Japan. But after 50 years of
15. nothing to look at the company's home the morning, and saw hanging above the recruitment of new content, a morsel on the boring point, consternation, found their locations impressively ... ...
16. the northwardly wind that blows the students spotted a mother and daughter fusion, the girl is actually good, after a drastic ideological skirmish, the students entire the way north to the parking lot to alley them, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter ~
north fainted, girl flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded:
-law after the two drove off.
17. bedroom has a brother one day that the wma is Who I am in a lot of MP3 anthems are his singing
18. The schoolroom preceptor named: :
19. that day suddenly found my aunt, Er Yi, 4 aunt, 5 aunt, but did not Sanyi. So my dad would ask: Why did not I Sanyi? My center too thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small die? My dad said: You Sanyi is your mother!
20. like a joke, and her boyfriend, pretending to search out from under his mattress a women's underwear (in truth, I), and then asked him, he refused to recognize the beginning, I not thought in my firm timetable, the even I started to agree holding.
21. NetEase users Yichang, Hubei Province [7] (221.233 .*.*) the incipient paste:
once my husband and I quarreled heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted upon his head prepared to put an ass to him to smell good vent, mended, too many compel directly to the pile of feces pull in his face.
22. men of travel on the appearance, a sudden return home, the door to listen a man snoring sounds, the men silently walked away, send a text message to his wife: divorce it.
Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the lion!
23. once we all have to go home after class ring a alarm down the stairs when I trod on his left foot right foot, , entangling huge, I installed halo.
results next to me to see my classmates stationary, quickly propped me, and then broke out around my ears crazy fan ...
24. a classmate, his calculator ambition automatically begin every morn (doubtless for the dorm the morn when the moment calls red open).
result, he took a damage old posted on the computer.
25. Dad the greatest dislike of alien singers. But then one day I was seeing Michael Jackson mtv while I spotted her father standing backward, a look of careful statement.
father shook his head:
26. a gay female friend and rented a house. One night she was very depressed, that gay very considerate to her under a bowl. She suddenly felt very warm, said:
27. One day, physical course,PULSERA CAMUFLAJE CON LOGO XB, lavatories solve personal problems. The results fret incursion into the male toilets. See a chap is peeing urinal, I was aboard the Mongolia, one second is preparing to quietly retreat after results were found, weighs. I saw namely the boys shouting Then, later I said someone, then think that's incredible,
28. drink faint and go to a restaurant lavatory to urinate, he saw words written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: After the urine has a boot of his own.
29. I ambulance physician, a patient told me today that he was only 6 months a good living, I would like to point words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed fast, a strong point!
30. Every time my wife and her husband argue, his wife went to the toilet to linger half a day, so several times, her husband would have asked his wife: in the toilet act? seems beautiful vent? His wife said: toilet brush! Asked her husband can ######## vent the toilet brush? Wife said: do not know,PULSERA BLANCA CON NETHERLANDS, anyway, are you with each toothbrush.
31. One time I went to lease this Kindaichi diffuse it, just to see the second page on the tears, I do not know which day to slay the human in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a surround, jot this is the assassin ... ...
32. afternoon on the bus, take bus card rattle when dropped into the slot in the
33. whim, to take their own photos as desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...
34. high school with theory ridiculousness

I Petrochemical ... ...
after a while

I direct collapse ... ...
35. We forever like simulating to be humorous math teacher, said some people to laugh at jokes no one
we consult spoof on him a whole class, so the first thing he said when the school, we all smiled in unison.
day he came in, was silent as a moment that his father passed away
I immediately jump out at laughing, others silent.
36. elementary school only a few cents of pocket money every day, once save for a few days, finally bought a bag of spiced seeds,PULSERA NEGRA CON VENEZUELA, whole level, when secretly beat, and seeds on the desk drawer full shell the.
looked at in class when the seeds shell and penurious, so the seeds with the shell and into his jaws repeatedly, emotion tasteful Well.
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially bought spiced melon seeds shell, the shell is not only mutton is eating taste. . The results of that one afternoon a bunch of students around the corner of my seat to eat the seeds I licked the shell twice. . . .
37.2L photos yourself, right? Really good to help the province a large sum of money I do not eat it all year.
38. water and taint, it saw a cashier in a very serious stack of coins a few kids ran, ran to sing: in front of the bridge over ducks downstream, Come Come count, 2414 six 7 8. . . . Then the cashier is reduced along half the digit of coins to go back and re-number ....
39. hostel before we have a babe (male), when a little aboveboard (silly), and sometimes Shade cute. Once by night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he accents, etc. I have money, to detect three girls. We taste it was his tune up, and asked him then, he saw tranquilize, said, playing mahjong ...
40. Downstairs funeral team thumping
41. morning metro meet a livestock people, subway, suddenly a man child's phone ringing, all the passengers a: grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . Grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . Grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . . I saw that the man took out his compartment phone long phase of slow children, answer: Hey, Dad, nobody. . . .
42.'s one thing to think of the University
campus last exam, applicant number necessitated to fill out on paper
I write on the QQ number of TMD
43. my junior lofty school teacher especially fierce, with five newspaper classes will be lecture before going to school. Once, she adore to excitement Department, rightly said, I was fighting back and not around a few students laughed, had his pate buried deep. I remember a man lying on the desk, biting his hand hard. . .
44. a male colleague has been embarrassed girlfriends,PULSERA AZUL CON BANDERA, to amplify relations with her. Excuse the cheek to ask her all day phone number. Girlfriends helpless, touched pocket, the fifth annual of the retired at home last week, went to the second graveyard, happened to buy a pouch of tissues, above the crematorium phone. Then comprised the numbers differentiate their male colleagues.
quite confused the next daytime a man complained apt everyone, shrieked to ask if Miss XX? The response: what is sent prior to yesterday? Have been flamed prior to yesterday's, today's no into the stove.
45. friends will have time to fill in personal information.
even foolish childish to fill the anti-occupation and the zodiac.
had not a problem! But I zodiac fowl ah ...
46. to learn Xu Yang countryside, township leaders individually accompanied us to the floor end of the village. I have tolerate problems, suddenly want expedience. Mayor pointed to the front of the Maocao Peng said: to get there is. I quickly ran towards Mao Caopeng, just open the straw mat, see a sister in the toilet, I quickly retreated. Then shed sister cried: brothers, I hope next push approximately, the two of us crouching down ...
47. tavern buddies muscular storm, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grabbing for a long time did not catch, man sighed: several days did not hang mosquito nets, and finally the mosquitoes to starve to death, we sweat ah ~~~~~ that this is not what is right, many people went.
day he found a fly flew into the nets actually,PULSERA BLANCA CON BANDERA USA, told us: We said:
Stop watching the novel while waving a fan, do not let the flies landing, the results of two hours, finally flies fly no extra. He went over to goading flies, said:
48. memorize that time and my parents to work swimming, when he 1st entered the gate I saw a pattern of a community of youth people live, shaving a We accustom to the temperature of the water so when my sibling watch the hike to and from the water stop swaggering, tenrai entity occurred. . . Well on his nape a good thick Daikin thick floating on the water necklace. . . . .
49.2009 on July 22, I see a man on a BBS, said:
50. feminine friend to attend the marrying, ask us what to wear to be approximated. Replied: ruddy alternatively pearly dress. So wearing a clothe aesthetic distort to the hostel.
report back at night, today really was approached by numerous, approached topics are: trays not on our tables together? Miss difficulty Sheng-point rice. To 2 bottles of Snow! Where does the toilet? Here is the marriage XX and XX do?