Examination Jokes

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1.__________, to eradicate the Iraqi people were emaciated
students A: incense burner does not regret the end
(being interpreted as and water, mallet the point boundary ~~~)
3. What whether a total of Lin Ku ,__________
classmate A: The husband and wife to sit dawn
(language educator laughed when scoring halo. after the time in the schoolroom that material,Lacoste Casual Trainers, also dizzy! is interpreted as . immune ,__________
classmate A: the wealthy queens
(assured solution: up and the world economy)
7.__________, the globe students who Bushi Jun
A: As long as Saddam Hussein seems
(Khan |||....)
8. concubines thousand people ,__________
classmate A: The steel bars ambition be floor into a pin ~~~~~~
(creature interpreted as (creature interpreted as 11.__________, Zaokangzhiqi Church
students no fewer than A: The expression published along her husband not to go to mattress
(language teacher fury!)
12. Nung ,__________
A student: a permanent scatter
(was laughing, now I feel very classic. are interpreted as (on the quite neat)
14. I would warn God re Dousou ,__________
Students A: God told me howl roar three
(being interpreted as 15. Thomas Paine ,__________
classmate A: The opener moment was magical
variant student A: mouse son can make cavity
(Office of the language teacher the whole image of the collective without laughing)
16. Tianruoyouqing days age ,__________
classmate A: do not romantic Wasted,Buy Lacoste Trainers!
(being interpreted as tastes bitter ,__________
Students A: do not eat is a cheat
Everyone have to dead ,__________
Students A: There has equitable died
(outcome: the teacher after parents quit down discourse birds ... ...)
20. Moonlight ,__________
Students A: Li Bai Hong slumber
21. Guanzhongkuibao ,__________
student A: I'm startled
(Ha Ha ha! is interpreted as a lot of
24.__________, pedestrians Deep Sorrow
art of junior navel educate students: navel of the night ghost knocking
25. There are times exam Tao students fill in the particularly devoted student, haha)
27. Looking back, armored cavalry ,__________
classmate A: watch today, stalker
(being interpreted as 28. fifth grade one examination to the examination of the of the couple, If a long time ,__________
Students A: It namely when they married
31. thousands of junks sunk canoe sail past ,__________
classmate A: peacock pattern more
32. the book to use while Fang Henshao ,__________
classmate A: The end is insufficient money to cost
33. Tianruoyouqing days old ,__________
classmate A: If people love die youth
(being interpreted as No dislike on a long round Qing Zhao's Like a Dream, Lu Xun, a sentence :locked ,________________
, a voice hurrahed :_________________ I want to be free, but the people body, how tin ascend out from the yard doghole
... locked / ######## are locked!
38. mountains and seas all love ,Lacoste Carnaby Trainers,___________
classmate A: give a line not
(Volume teacher approved the sentence: Love is the situation, points are points, always give a No)
39. lofty school, when a monthly exam, on the sentence,
class somebody wrote: accidentally distort to the waist. Another one,Lacoste Shoes, last sentence: Some people jot, silt out of lotus basis; there are more must, write: The start of either
40. I query, can a misery ,___________
Students A: is like a kettle of Erguotou
(teacher installment of nectar too many ... ...
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