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THE SWEET, GREEN FRUIT OF WHIMSY IS RIPE FOR HARVEST At last!

Lord Whimsy and Bloomsbury are happy and proud to announce the US/UK release of the long-awaited hardcover edition of:


NOW Offered Within the US AND Uk!
Like a butterfly captured inside a flower's glistening raiment of morning dew, so the ideas of Lord Whimsy are present in The Affected Provincial's Companion, Volume 1.

Amazon.com and BarnesAndNoble.com are now shipping and awaiting your orders and reviews.
"A Bounteous Collection of Essays,Office 2010 Home And Student Key, Philosophical Diagrams, Poetry, and other These Arcadian Follies In regards to the Art of Curious Dwelling and the Reintroduction of Historical Allure into This Vale of Mud and Tears Known Heretofore as the Modern-day Life"

...among the far more charming treatises to come along in many years...
--The The big apple Times
...certainly one of probably the most entertaining--and certainly weirdest--non-fiction titles of the summertime...the Companion is a lifestyle battlecry, equally quaint and radical, lighthearted and dead critical...it feels excellent to find out that a guide this quirky can nonetheless get revealed.
--The Connected Press
OVERVIEW:
In his try and dwell as superbly as his modest signifies allows, Lord Whimsy has lived in a previous army barracks inside a tiny rural town within the New Jersey Pine Barrens for twelve decades. There he has developed for himself a garden-choked naturalist/aesthete's outpost full of publications, animals, and artwork. He often posts his dispatches on a web based journal, wherever he discusses subjects as diverse as carnivorous plants, moustache grooming, French nineteenth-century cameo glass vases, and the fantastic Wallace Shawn. Written, intended and illustrated from the author, The Affected Provincial�s Companion, Volume One particular is definitely an artifact of the daily life he has led. Brimming with hyperbolic essays and meticulous philosophical diagrams, the Companion is each funny and profound. 1 reviewer summed it up thusly: "Whimsy's well-turned phrases (to say nothing of his illustrative graphs) are, while distanced and quaintly arcane, sweetly intelligent and contemporary."

Listen to YE, Listen to YE!
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