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From: Jane Gilles Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 twelve.19pm To: David Thorne Subject matter: Overdue account Dear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. When you've got already manufactured this payment make sure you get hold of us within the subsequent seven days to verify payment happens to be applied for your account and is no lengthier spectacular. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 twelve.37pm To: Jane Gilles Topic: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, I do not have any bucks so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider as an alternative. I price the drawing at $233.95 so have confidence in that this settles the make any difference. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 ten.07am To: David Thorne Topic: Overdue account Dear David, Thankyou for contacting us. Regretably we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Make sure you communicate with us inside the following seven days to verify payment continues to be applied to your account and is no longer fantastic. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Thursday nine Oct 2008 ten.32am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, Can I've my drawing of the spider again then be sure to. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday nine Oct 2008 eleven.42am To: David Thorne Subject matter: Re: Re: Overdue account Dear David, You emailed the drawing to me. Would you like me to electronic mail it again for you? Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Thursday nine Oct 2008 eleven.56am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, Yes please. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday nine Oct 2008 twelve.14pm To: David Thorne Subject matter: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account Connected <spider.gif> From: David Thorne Date: Friday ten Oct 2008 09.22am To: Jane Gilles Subject matter: Whose spider is that? Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I don't feel I would have developed such an elementary mistake when I drew it. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Friday ten Oct 2008 11.03am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Whose spider is that? Dear David, Indeed it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the e-mail you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the quantity of $233.95. Make sure you make this payment as soon as possible. Yours sincerely,Microsoft Office 2007 Standard, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 eleven.05am To: Jane Gilles Topic: Automated Out of Office Response Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week. Regards,Microsoft Office Professional 2010, David. From: David Thorne Date: Friday ten Oct 2008 eleven.08am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Hello, I am back again and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of the spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such,Genuine Office 2010, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any volume excellent. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm To: David Thorne Issue: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Dear David,Discount Office 2007, As I have stated, we tend not to accept drawings in lei of income for accounts fantastic. We accept cheque, bank cheque, revenue order or cash. Make sure you make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles From: David Thorne Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm To: Jane Gilles Issue: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you may have not accepted my second drawing as payment,Microsoft Office 2007 Standard, make sure you return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no worth whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 eleven.18am To: David Thorne Topic: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? Connected <spider2.gif>