David Goose of Oswestry,
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I was expecting the usual ‘scam phishing’ warning on the screen, but instead there was just the question ‘Are you sure you want to execute this command?’ and two boxes marked ‘Yes’ and ‘No.’ I wasn’t sure which to choose, but the box marked ‘Yes’ had the word ‘(recommended)’ written after it,
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‘How was I supposed to know that one simple typo on my ‘memorable name’ was going to immediately connect me to the Pentagon mainframe defence system computer?’ remarked a bewildered Mr Goose. ‘It was like that film War Games but without the ridiculously dated IMSAI 8080 computer and Matthew-bloody-Broderick’
Much to the relief of U.S. and Shropshire residents,
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