Classic slip of the tongue

1, the bowl fell off, huge a scar
2, a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang disco, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger is not portly cats, you think it is dying it!
4, tall school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you gave me to stand aboard the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drove, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: . .
students: what to educate the A?
I: Chemistry. . .
7, in the cafe, a student suddenly heaved their hands, shouted: to especially high.
9, buy oranges, the boss: a 5 pound. Me: also priceless, five dollars samgun it. Boss: No not.
10, friends asked my computer configuration, I said, is the color of the display. (Wanted to say that LCD's)
11, junior high school diversity show, grab answer session.
Judge: players to respond in the.
host said, bowl viper ~! : > I used to mention I bite yelled: I took my roommates in the stomach, she cried: . Time to check before, went to the classroom preceptor hurrahed,polo ralph lauren, everybody namely driving a bra to wear to Tzara. . Silent. . .
20, by educate over the weekend apt work family after banquet cravings, plan an forgive apt go as a walk. Changing his shoes at the gate while Dad inquired me why go? I casually said something:
21, one Education Bureau visited calisthenics, after the proclamation of the physical pedagogy teacher ought be , there is a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, is exactly like Law Ka Ying (Journey to the West Monkey's speech), I ask him a answer, blurted out: gas, and asked where inflatable, colleagues said: do not obliterate the blackboard! I ambition not do to copy somebody else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: > attractions. A man suddenly blurted out our group:
28, several woman students that come to my house to play, I'll obtain water, they open the DVD player to see the membrane, I have listened in the back apartment is Cantonese, and then I screamed transmit under acoustic, acoustic wrong, suddenly dumb, I am a violet face, a rainbow almost fainted ~ ~ ~ ~
29, even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school door to see a sell barbecue, MM said that cattle eat complex, because the former are extra grills, even fearful of the boss can not hear, so even shouted: Even colossal embarrassment. . . The maximum entangling is that even MM then asked, .
30, mm phone me and my quarrel, and she was quite massive volume of the television, I was tired, and aloud said:

31, students dine breakfast the morning and one of only bun filling, and different eat the skin. We are wasting the time that they eat the filling of 2 students to the words,
32, said namely a true story, the automobile plant go, MM asked me: my computer to dead, always die. I said: Then you go behind and look up to penetrate the virus, memorize to update anti-virus software. MM: Oh. Early next morn, the car look likewise MM, even casually asked the sentence: checked but? How? Then. . . . . . . . . MM said something out loud: I'm furious, check for a long time, saying it was not (plum) poisoning. You say how agreeable ah? ? ? At namely period the chilly ah. . . . Memory, especially now the new
33, a classmate of my high school dormitory called, whom he said, and I say in,nike sb partners with, and then said thank you
34, before people come to my aunt guest, fair the door . Just my aunt to go to the lavatory. She accelerated to greet purchasers, said: One time approximately a mighty USD. So
he said, , professors screaming, said: use your next light (edge of my eye) alignment ~ ~ ~ ~ Oumen want to laugh and not laugh, that apologetic ah ....
37, female students and her cousin, amuse I eat dinner, I eat, I do not know how to be committed the emulating mistake
error: .
38, elements of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, for the car is not on one cause, not a seat on the bus mm
bit, sitting next to me engaged for a masculine colleague to stand up, say hello to her enthusiasm to:
39, previously addicted to online games, constantly mixed in the cafes Byrne killing, after the end of the semester, and a cluster of buddies back home, the train is by and by open, and we have not base the site, and sometimes radical language, said: A mobile call to a charger. But a bed to an outlet, put a reading bulb can not dictate the cause that, A top of the charger plugged into the B. B night to listen to music, see the A's Charger roared: , a classmate and I argue the issue, occasionally a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
42, I have a buddy to go blind, we asked him how he came back, buddy say: this girl really rough. Point to a meal at midday, 2 people went into a meat noodle canteens, the girl cried for Master: Hey, to pull the 2 bowls of ramen chef ~ ~ ~ wrote: you eat it? I pull to eat.
43, a baby ice emulsion popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
44,polo manufacturers, roommate quick with peppery water heating, water, open, that companion was leisurely perusing holy locations did not shake, it could not stand and he began to say: pluck it? called good loud.. Fifteen seconds after added: Thorough boiling water over half a minute, crashed to splash out to. . . Toward a thick writing even fly over the pate!!! ~
45, the high 3:00 us to teach numbers teacher ... He gave us reiterate when the time ~ each painting, drawing ray ~ ~ to the time shouted the students ~ ~ `~ ~ I'm optimistic about the shot, ah, ah

46. Hengshan campus time to activity, when the mountain to mount by half, tired of trying to see the roadside when Xie Hui the women there to purchase souvenirs, opening up and asked: : ! MM tin not stand the results, shouting, teachers do you think I do not want to (touch) Mo him,polo outlet, and he insisted I (touch) Mo ~ ~ ~! ! !

48. One day the students went home for luncheon, a drink, her dad suddenly came in and wanted to call uncle, and the outcome was erroneous, said: cold! Big help students laughed to decease

49. My companion argue with people, impatient jaws to the sentence ) to you,

51. a ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week tear the mallet
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