The Riddles human spew blood

1 has a jar of wine buried in the floor over a thousand years, and he turned into what?
Answer: Alcohol
2 has a pig, it walked away ah, went to the United Kingdom, and he turned into what?
Answer: Pig
3 level educator checks his course, pig, dog, cat all hands went up, the preceptor will ask who?
Answer: dog, as Want Want crackers
4 butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes,Lacoste Swerve Lace Trainers, and together they go, which did not receive the ultimate award?
Answer: centipede, because nothing, acquire
5 menagerie elephant's nose up, and that Who is the second longest it?
answer: what small fruit as
6 worst eyesight? ;
Answer: Mango
7 Which two vegetables have a mobile call?
Answer: turnip greens, each with a tortoise Sony Ericsson
8 walking on a pile of feces, but only 3 in the top left footprints, and why?
answer: it has one foot in your neb
9 Why do people approximately the mattress to sleep?
answer: bed does not own the elemental came to
10 of 800 Spartan knights in fact, why was the membrane which turned into a 300?
Answer: Wu Bai to sing the
11 Why tin a small lusty hands and let the automobile stop?
Answer: dozens of
12 If you have a car, the driver is the Prince, Princess passengers, is this car is that one?
Answer: If the
13 Five Elements,Lacoste Arixia FD Trainers, who's legs?
Answer: Ham
1 in the world who all of a sudden getting antique?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 ; a heart worth?
answer: 1 million. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
; Answer: Four million. because of the typhoon climate did not Encyclopedia (Wikipedia-lose).
5 whether tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people ambition to perpetrate suicide?
[b] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) fair in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: hack (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice lotion.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which digit from 1 to 9 the most diligent, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 slothful; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) infinite.
10 question: how to make the calm sparrow?
answer: reception it a bit.
reasons: muffle (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the monster to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 question: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day ?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep run)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 below the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play impair?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, always of them were injured, why was nought Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this location?
Answer: chickens and geese grave
22 measure marathon, chicken scamper faster than the geese, why is it then to the final?
answer: chicken run in the wrong intention
23 East educate bell rang, yet no one student in the classroom, how namely it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never studied arithmetic, but complimented her math teacher is amid the best, why?
answer: calculate from one to two
25 When one foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can shirk the hazard of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat dressing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give mandates to have the old others Peixiao?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to rapidly arrest the bandit
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone likewise said that he wrong expiration, and why?
answer: each day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 Fifty-second face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers ought not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the riddle?
Answer: The respond
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the restroom badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will annihilate early-morning study sour
41 What is the clash?
Answer: half one hour fewer nap Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I inquire who will obtain the tortoise and the rabbit?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 2 women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: absurd (chicken) is almost
44 household has a pig planter and the donkey, the New Year when you massacre a pig peasant or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (fatuous pig) or annihilate the donkey (ass)
45 aeroplane to fly so high why do not kick the stars?
answer: because the stars will bypass him. Why did not they mention hi?
answer: because they are not familiar




1 Who is the sovereign of the animals?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after necrosis? ●
3 people in the movie can not wear any caps? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy anybody books? ● testament
5 elephant's left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five brains, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to call, what is the problem then? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose meantime on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to hear to and hear the most? ● CD
11 person longevity hidden? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 someone more furious, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers blossom all year circular, what bloom? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit beef
15 narrowest where the road? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called what? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door,Mens Lacoste, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest isle What is it? ●
19 refuges ashore the road exploded as the Earth, where the most safe? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to recover the glory of man, and suddenly I heard my wife come to their , we run, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word class word
22 mutual international? ● Arabic
23 a child and an mature walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son, adult child's dad is not, may I ask why? ● Because they are two couples of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 pummel hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer surely not wrecked

26 tigers pursue a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very accessible be what? ● somnolent
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 folk who stammer do the maximum losses? ● long-distance cries
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, emulated along what? ● onto the additional foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not know my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half,Lacoste Protect Laser Trainers, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will ascend in the west? ● curse when
36 have just given birth to a babe, two children and the same annual he was nativity the same day, and is connate of the same parents, but they are not twins, is it likely? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone is the first object to do what? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the metropolis of new, perfected equipment and nice service. But what is curious is: not a patient actually received here, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, without heat, how can now into the ice water? ● Remove the ice to the two points of a hungry cat
40 mice from the side through a fat, why would only indifferent to the starving cat actually went on its access, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered die rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest walls
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not pedaling
43 Xiao Ming's mommy has three sons, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second and third sons label? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a youth man,Lacoste, he had a river to go to work; However, the river no boat and no bridge. So he would swim along the river in the morn, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river breadth and flow rate are not changed, even more major is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim along the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours join up to one hour
45 has a very great sea containers, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it really to sink into the sea! This is why (the canoe people who are not productive and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not horror, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other face? ● I certainly can, they are standing face to face what

48 rotten eggs, can not hit, cooking unfamiliar, can not eat? ● checkups of a zero Comparison of afflict? ● Head Comparison of pain
50 Confucius and Mencius disagree? ● Confucius child on the left. Mencius's son by the upon

51 What can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see the first beast? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is distended? ● What
54 inverted angle will mushroom by half? ● 6
55 at a time you call it's name will break it, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a wastage of his parents, Amy did not understand exotic languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own nation feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can ruddy with a blue pen to write to? ● jot a ● Spare tire
60 has a normal black cruel, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what will occur? ● sink to the creek base
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 fox best, disturbed man, then what pairs, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, must fight to the bitter only give up? ● not one dares to Lin Quan Jia

65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not truly adore her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a human can do, two people can not do attach. What was it? ● nightmare

67 black or pearly chicken fowl mighty powerful, why? ● dark chicken, black chicken namely lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home ahead

68 base to forget your keys at home and no other person, then what is your greatest hope? ● forgot to lock the gate black cilia

69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning

70 is the end of the world tomorrow, and why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to paradise seats for
71 directors do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine

73 apparent toxic drugs are harmless to human? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy,Lacoste Arin Patent Trainers, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? ● coffin


76 It is said that a matron like a paperback, what books favor that portly female? ● consolidated

77 an alligator and shark bite feel another? ● No one knows

78 a cow and hike northwardly 10m, then west to go 10 meters, then go south 10 meters, rotate right behind and asked where the cow's tail toward? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after morrow

80 What is the main reason of divorce? ● married

81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to separate it fairly? ● pressed into beverage

82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the across, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth

86 as panic of out of fashion, not to have babies after marriage how beautiful your name? ● excellent pulchritude

87 Why do blacks like to dine white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who has always been afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 reasons why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 why geese fly south? ● because of slow
93 feet away melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● cheat

94 cake bowl with 6, 6 children assigned to a person, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or 5 periods a day to mow face, his face still has a beard. What is the cause? ● Pharaoh was a hairdresser

96 there is a word that everyone will read the bad met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● Two side. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty 8 days? ● Every month, 28 days




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