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Old 05-24-2011, 09:35 PM   #1
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Default [转]公鸡吃了伟哥之后(绝对真实)

公鸡吃了伟哥之后(绝对真实)
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可没想到第二天那只公鸡意犹未尽,仍然异常生猛,跳过围墙,来到隔壁农场的鸭舍,将几百只鸭子 全部搞定,Ralph Lauren polo shirts wholesale。第三天公鸡还是勇不可挡,飞过小河,来到对面农场的养鹅场,将几百只鹅全部搞定。 
终于,第四天农场主一出门,看到公鸡躺倒在地上,奄奄一息。天上有几只苍鹰正在盘旋,伺机扑下来美食一番。 农场主眼圈一红,心里念在公鸡为革命事业作出过巨大贡献的份上,决定替它收尸。 
农场主走到公鸡身边,垂泪道:“都是我害了你呀”。没料到公鸡开口说道:“嘘,别出声,等那几 只老鹰下来,polo shirts wholesale,我把它们搞定
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