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1. Small x teach a bird market. Found that price 3 dollars a parrot. So he asked the seller: how your parrot so cheap ah?
seller: I stupid parrot! My mother taught it a long time. Until now will only say a few words: Who?
small x one like cheap anyway, so he bought it.
night to the house, he does not want to teach I do not believe you! So the little x to teach it a night, said something else.
But in the morning, a parrot, or just say; Who? So small x one angry, locked the door and went to work. After a while ed hardy t shirts, came a check for gas fee (referred to as small z).
small z: tapping at ... ... (knock on the door)
Parrot: Who is it?
small z: check gas.
Parrot: Who is it?
small z: check gas.
Parrot: Who is it?
small z: check gas
... ...
in the evening, the small x back. The door to see a man lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth.
small x: yo ~! This is Who?
heard the house, said: check gas.

2. small x especially like parrots. Bird City, he went to slide the day and found a parrot sell 3 million.
he was curious, so he asked the man: Your parrot how expensive it? Buyers: I clever parrot! What will be said.
small x one so smart to buy down a hard-hearted.
night to the house, he particularly happy. To play with the parrot.
small x: I will go
parrot: I will go
small x: I will run
parrot: I will run
small x: I can fly
Parrot: B You're a liar too!

3. A man kept a parrot, very powerful, and its relations with the other birds are killed by it.
then get back an eagle and its owner put in a piece, and other masters of the point of view, hanging parrot cage outside the hair.
master: This time do not cow B of the bar.
can look closely, is the eagle dead, the parrot with a light body, said: This grandson really powerful cheap prom dresses, do not really beat it off Guangbang Zi Hell

4. there was a Bird lovers He loves parrots, one day after he was found inside a bird shops in the auction is a parrot.
him to see the parrot decided to buy a good coat, and he shouted: I am willing to pay 10 dollars to buy the parrot!
Then someone outcry: I willing to pay 20 dollars!
Bird lovers who do not want people to hand over the parrot, so he called, a 30 per ... ... but in another
voice is against him, until Bird lovers who called 200 when it stopped ... ...
buy parrots happy man ed hardy hoodies, but he suddenly thought: I spent so much money just to buy the parrot, if it does not Then I spoke to a big loss not it?
he had to ask the boss: the boss ... ... you the parrot will not talk ah?
Then he heard the parrot yelled: can not speak? ! Who do you think now you just bid ah? !

5. a man walking down the street to see a merchant selling parrots. He looked very beautiful parrot talking parrot asked businessmen Why?
businessman said: Of course! Do not believe you, hold it right foot. Yi Yan
man shook the parrot's right foot. just listen to the parrot says very clearly: Hello! Hello!
very happy man, the merchant said: you shook it and then left.
man shook the parrot's left foot and Yi Yan, just listen to the parrot said very clearly: Bye, bye ... ...
man more pleased, and immediately bought parrot.
home overjoyed, while the left foot touch the parrot, the parrot's right foot while touching.
parrot is also obedient to say: Goodbye, hello. Suddenly, he
whim: I hold it with two feet if it would say?
he seized the parrot's feet.
just listen to the parrot said loudly: I killed you want Ah ah! ?

6. a magician to work in a small cruise ship, there are one or two years time.
the past two years, he has the same each night show, the audience love him.
However, because the audience often change, so he also had an unnecessary rush to learn new tricks.
However, a few years, the parrots sat in the back over a long period of observation, and finally saw the flaws Magic tricks, began to publicly expose the magician's trick.
example, when the magician to change is missing a bunch of flowers, the parrot would yell, said: " in his back juicy couture trackusits! Behind him! This can be confused "
magician was furious, but he has failed. Parrot is the captain ralph lauren femme, he can not move it a staring.
One day, the ship leaking the results of heavy. Magician managed to swim to a piece of wood floating on the water, and then seize the wood.
parrot is standing the other side of the board. Both of them are not saying a word all the way 大眼瞪小眼. In this way the water drifting for three days.
on the fourth day morning, the parrot, could not see the magician said: Well, I gave up, you go there in the end become a boat!

7. home to a brothel closed down, the auction of all things, there is a guy bought a parrot home.
back home, the parrot began to speak: , the boss changed. The father also came to the living room, the parrot yelled: enter the house to wait to tease the birds to speak.
Parrot did not respond.
Parrot still no response.

Suddenly, a parrot neck, shouting: cook dinner.
but she seems to find the kitchen sink drain blocked, so she called the water supply and electrical William, hope that he can to help repair.
William one said yes, he said he would look at home tomorrow afternoon over Cindy.
Because it is in Cindy's work time, so Cindy told him: Akita only dog, it behaved, do not worry.
addition, I also kept a parrot, it is a troublesome fellow. when you come in, whether it even tell you something. Remember! Never get the parrot to speak.
next afternoon herve leger dresses, William time to Cindy's home, the door began to repair the kitchen sink.
dogs well behaved, did not ask him not fierce. Noisy parrots are constantly shouting to him. I remember the beginning of William
Cindy's orders and not with it, but the parrot was constantly shouting.
William finally could not bear a moment, and he told the parrot yelled:
" Shutup! You're a big Benniao! Somewhat taken aback " parrot, William thought he roared had some effect.
then, only to hear the voice of the parrot imitating Cindy said:

10. there is a fat, found in the same seat on the plane is actually a parrot.
internet era, but now, what strange things there, did not feel strange.
a little thirsty, so Miss Xiang Kongzhong a glass of water, but the lady has been busy for a long time had time to bottled water.
talking parrot next time: I X you Grandpa! You are not Zhaochou Ah ah! TM how I have not sent to the XO!
stewardess immediately sent bobbing to the XO, and also kept to apologize. Fat a look,
Oh, they eat this ah. So also called out to her: X your grandma's!
you are not looking for fan-ah Ah! TM how I have not sent to the water! Flight attendant immediately rushed to the scene,
but this time followed by two large men. Two had one, to throw out the fat.
fat in the air can not imagine how understand how his face is not like a parrot?
then the door opened, the parrot also thrown out. fat man next to the parrot flew
said: Silly B, Ah do not you dare wings so cattle B? !