the bride from the bridal chamber

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Miss White and the fortune-teller: The two big waves.


2. lectures female teachers pants zipper was opened, a girl stood up to remind: the teacher, you have not closed the door! teacher waved: whether it be a moment to visit the dean


3. wedding early in the morning the next day, the bride from the bridal chamber, out of pain, one hand leaning on the wall, hand over his lower body, cursed:
liar! What a liar! said before marriage three years of savings, I thought it was money!


4. the hospital under the shade of a tree, a pair of lovers kissing in embrace. a doctor saw the last of the young man said: really confused, artificial resuscitation, should put her flat on the ground for the job let me go away. Will not be called a bed! ! Bed! ! Damn it! Thanks and I came to and killed your mother to your non-



7. adjacent to the vagina and anus, the vagina of the anus, said: One-Eyed Jacks and out of your does not help me, anal said: Every time it came, two grenades were hanging in my house, scared all scared me, which would dare to come out?



8. Emperor see concubine sad looking, Ji Zhao physician, the attending physician after the prescription: brawny eight! Timor foreign tour, Hui Gong, see Fei radiant, eight thin knees before the house of Han. Emperor: Who kneel down? physician: dregs!


9. woman bought a banana, put on the back pockets after the bus from time to time reaching back scratching. After a while, there is a young man patted her shoulder: Miss, please let go I want to get off the



10. family planning survey the countryside minister, asked the farmer: Why can not marry your cousin you know? l simple and honest farmer smiled and answered: Relatives Well, Oh Oh Oh ... ... Oh, too familiar, bad start!


11. ant wife married to a centipede, wedding night, asked what feelings ant, ants anger Feng said: Bankai a leg is not, then one leg is not Bankai ...... mother pull the legs of a night!


12. Bulls travel, fear of cows unattended. then wondered: monkey cunning, cruel tiger, only the elephant and reliable. few days back
Bulls reclaim his wife from the image. The next day the bull angrily: Bovine B big


13. family planning staff to to check the work of a mountain village, found a serious comeback, and asked the villagers: : the one window, two doors, 26 years went into people. matchmaker said: silly than stupid


15. oilfield, a newly married couple. For a long sent a couplet The Union: new new drill new wells. Second line: the more oil drilling deeper beyond. Streamer: more clear ... loose. 【】 read separately from the Meiji



16. Shandong Literacy , the teacher wrote on the blackboard, br>

18. a peasant woman into the city just babysit owners to clean up the bed and found a used condom, I do not know what, I asked the hostess.
hostess to ask: you do not make Love it? answered the woman: for, but did not wear mad ye are peeling out.

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; ; ; ; ; comes gangster son's written request for leave ; ;
Dear Mr. Wang:
Hello, I want to leave, I did not want to, but my father Yesterday, protection fees being cut down, and today can not find the staff, they called me to take care number.
Wang assure you I will not be chopping up the.
While I was on the second year, but last year and the next class I have played a little strong, he was in fifth grade then, and finally he was dragged into the hospital I played eight sewing needles, living a week of hospital, when I was a men mercy, and my dad said, with people looking for trouble, start must be hard, so I follow the teachings of his father motherhood, the small strong taken to the hospital, so the teacher assured that I will not make you lose face.
By the way, Wang reported that if someone bullies you my name, my name in this area, who listened, I have to respect one-third. If they do not give you face, you reported that my father's name, You see Shuigan Dong.
Wang, I helped my dad come back immediately after finishing school thing, if the president comes and I'm not, you do not, and he said. because yesterday my dad was president of the son of a bitch with that people to hack. Wang, do not worry, I remember the words for you, step by step, a knife scar. I will not hold
. If I did not come back within a two hour, please trouble Wang call the hospital phone and called a few slips.
Wang you believe me, I will triumphant return. I have to help my father out of this tone, I believe you will be for my dad justice is done, I am a 6 protection fees thanks to my father live, and now some trouble, I have the Lulu Lian, and say that again, so that will cut off my source of income .....

I went ....

[laughable person must be referred to Kazakhstan, read within one month does not turn you will have bad luck.]