A man of the lover there is the phone number, name written as 10086. Whenever my wife should see a message each time a look said: 10086 is too nauseating, and do send the whole person ...
Wang and his wife are the operator. One day they quarreled, Pharaoh slams. In the evening, his wife called the Pharaoh's cell phone. Pharaoh snappily said: hung up the phone. Night, Pharaoh came home to find the door was locked, and can only call his wife's cell phone, just listen to his wife with a falsetto,
Now quick dinner Yeah, said: washboard; want a divorce, please kneel down with his knee nail plate; if you have not, the help desk for you to transfer 120. QQ yesterday received a request for information about friends:
In a line up just a user name The husband of the derailment, said: If you dare to marry the young goblins of divorce,
gucci hat, I married the monster her father, then on, his son called you brother, you have to call my mom! My husband fainted, from orderly.
peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients walls. Two escaped mental patients still wish to hospital. Effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. Turned to 30 under the wall. Go to the next wall 60. A small broken kindergarten children hide in the toilet smoking, caught by the teacher, the teacher asked him why he smokes, he bowed his head, deep answer: not a unified country, and I feel very depressed!
day, the platoon leader to the second class checks the House of Health, entered,
ghd professional, a smell of foot odor.
platoon leader asked: All the soldiers: : Mr. linked to the hospital for a cold fluids, the nurse is very deft needles planted to hang gentleman salt, more than 1 hour later,
bose around ear, bottles of salt water was over, the nurse comes up immediately and put on the bottle. Mr. understand this, and asked the nurse, said: bottle ~!