You fill a laugh! Absent when the most outrageous things done! You fill a laugh!
Having a swim in the reservoir and directly open the trunk of the car, keys lost in,
belstaff panther jacket, and then close the trunk .. . ...
consequences of wearing a three-point field waited in a half hour.
cooking again, directly after the Amoy End of rice poured into the rice cooker do not put in the pot .. . ...
bespectacled face, the results of the lens at a loss ... ...
is contemplating a call to the father, leadership came in, then said to him, \ friends at home, chat, her father back, mouth called \ Embarrassment, her mother appeared, mouth known as \ Then began to cast serious doubt on his intelligence! money pinching
hands, then knead into a ball, grasping in his hand, I feel very uncomfortable, throw the ... ...
also plays the most humiliating, and in the dormitory, the feet when do not know too serious, had to take off socks, almost the pants off .. . ...
seat away from the podium to a student's feet out into the aisle, was going to say \ blurted out a \-_-#
There are times on the computer class , I send text messages while her boyfriend, while the teacher was brave enough and loudly shouted: \ instant quiet classrooms, 5 seconds after all the laughing. 50-year-old teacher is a little old man, pushing the glasses and stared at me ... .... The Lushan Waterfall sweat it!
morning, garbage disposal, garbage bags holding very smoothly, did not look up on the bus, a full ride for an hour, to stop only to find - still in the hands of garbage bags, I took more than half way around the city ... .... The results throw office trash.
very young, or coal-burning stove at home. Mom cooked rice in the kitchen, I get to take a small shovel for a shovel coal, the lid will open container of rice, the coal suddenly all fall into the ... ...
time and a group of college friends for dinner, thinking about the afternoon examination, absent-minded. After the usual tissue paper from the bag to get out of Cazui, unconsciously rubbing for a long time and suddenly saw a friend who did not speak, all staring at me,
belstaff online, and saw that he took Cazui is a sanitary napkin! Friends, men and women, but ah! I was really want to live! Whisper of the thin silk is daily! Unreasonable, I also outside of the packaging to the demolition of the pink!
I once up in the morning to eat breakfast (bread and rice), eating while watching the news. At that time we just broadcast an accident occurred there, I see particularly serious, easily put the bite picked up the remote control, remote control also bite off a piece of cover, mad chewing for a long time, threw a look depressed almost did not die. I always wanted to know how I do not chew it down!-_-#
One time to travel, and went with his girlfriend. Trinidad and Tobago who was scenic, and I easily put the girlfriend s hand up and said: \ Later, she did not go, I turned to look, only to find a man! Next to a woman looked at me weird. I scared a sweat, hollow laugh a few times, blushing on the slide, and depressed dead.
sudden, things to talk about a colleague that day while my colleagues with a remote control air conditioning, while I helped her a glass of water, two things combined made me a very strange scene to see - saw She took the remote control at me one click, his mouth said: \
home, bought a new microwave oven, very excited to use it for fish. Hands with time,
belstaff brad jacket, adjusted the heat, fifteen minutes later moved to open the microwave oven ... ... halo! Nothing, the fish still on the table. Depressed once again operating, the time that did not open the microwave oven, etc. are still on the table to find the fish! As a result, decided not to eat fish for a week ... ...
once to buy a fruit knife, knife looked and looked, and then wanted to call things that sell a knife so I try to find a knife fast unpleasant, the results I mind their own special circuit to the big finger with a knife, the blood sprayed ah ... ... I am also pleased to say: \ This knife. Turned around, that it hurt ... ... discrepancies in the actual!
Once finished cut apples, the skin did not break a long, very proud. Shoving the apple thrown into the trash,
belstaff leather, holding the skin go out into his mouth!-_-,
belstaff jackets sale!
At university, one side and his girlfriend on the phone while going to the toilet . Then, went to the library corridor bin, unzip, ready to ... ...
better! Fortunately! No one around.
Shekou customs in my car, holding a 5 yuan, then walk to the station side edge tear, tear drop to the ground thin article. Look at cars coming, I feel something in her hand a small piece of it, pick up the point of view is valid and whether something closer look, there are half what 5 words ... ... depressing!
There are times in Kentucky on the toilet, wash your hands when you twist the tap water of the N cycle is also seen next to a MM in amazement at me, pointing to the tap next to a huge \ is pressed! \ box ... ...
Once students come to me to borrow money, I went to the ATM machine to take, ATM machines spit out sheets of 100 yuan, I took over and tore them directly, and then a single receipt into my hands ... students ...
morning to send children to school can be up late, in order to race against time, get dressed and run driving. Along the way, always felt wrong, looked back, the child is not in the car, that Khan ah. Quickly came back and saw the child still at home waiting.
put the desk phone was to remove me as the mouse moves, how the pointer on the screen does not move, did not respond, I thought the mouse is broken. There are times
, home to throw off the socks in the toilet (washing machine placed next to the toilet.)
cook instant noodles the day before yesterday I red, loaded with bags apart, suddenly wanted to knock eggs go in, go to the refrigerator to get eggs. One hand and eggs, bags of instant noodles in one hand, walked beside the trash, I neatly into the egg to go, and then took the bags do not know why the ... ...
I remember A friend of the forum before , like birthday, boyfriend to buy a new phone, especially happy. She sat in the car to eat cold, three-color cup ice cream finished, shoving the cold box and thrown out the window, still in the hands of the box found after half a day, buy a new cell phone was gone ... ...
buy meat in the food market because of weight problems and noisy selling vegetables for a long time, the results of victory, triumphant paid leave , go home only to find, meat forgot, how are people called to go back to.
year college, buy the fruit, a fruit of the uncle said, \ OK? a couple of pounds to buy it five ! \ I also bought three or four pounds, the way back to school only to think of it wrong to feel shame ... ... ah!
8 years ago with a heavy knife Xiaoping Guo, their hands are sore, the knife out, and then instinctively shoved a Shenshouqujie ... wow ... such a heavy kitchen knife! The results since then I began to faint blood.
there are times when even University of KB's experience: a noon Ayala football, went into the bathroom shower (we each floor has a bathroom.) Side of the field while washing the wonderful memories of the lens, wash the finished packing, took bath gel or something, waltz goes out. Walked the aisles, I feel something not right, down, suddenly scared to death to see ... ...! Quickly turned around and rushed back, I actually came out ##########!
I use a desktop computer, a laptop computer with a client to print something, I put the notebook computer for convenience on the desktop computer before, and then press your keyboard does not respond,
belstaff jacket, and move the mouse, there is no response. I am facing the customers say , your notebook computer is a bad thing ... ...
half days to react, I pressed the desktop computer keyboard, that ah ... ...
sweat there are times in his hand , a cigarette, suddenly write something easily put the lit cigarette caught the ear of the ... ...
assembly of the University of television, the students picked up a soldering iron I (already burned) is cool to do brush-like, complacent rosin, while turned on us that \.
mother first and my husband went home, her husband one hand and a garbage bag in one hand and his mother to buy things, then Pidianpidian running up trash ... ...
come back later, and hand bags still, things gone ... ...