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1: Once a man fishing, caught only the squid.
squid asked him: Do you let me go, do not I eat baked ah.
man said: Yes, I ask you a few questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it! The man then put the squid
to bake ..

2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.

3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
... ... hanging out ..

4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.

5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. I cried myself ~ he flew up ... ... ... ...

6: personal long as onions, walked started to cry ... ....

7: Little penguins one day asked his grandmother, > wedding day ...
a corn corn ...
find another asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: Dear, people wearing Wedding of the Well ... ....

9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: raise the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming 啦!

11: Question: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.

12: One day a car ...
sit in the middle of her mother does not know the way a mother ....
mother ass with a stick to hit the driver, said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass ... ..

13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes Songhua eggs; one with eggs went to Shandong, the results become Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg, careful not to fall on the road, fell to the ground the results become missiles; an egg go to the yard of the family, the results become the atomic bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, the results become bad; an egg to marry the results become a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife , that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; a Eggs ... ...

14: host asked: Will the cats climb trees? Eagle Quick: Yes! Moderator: example! Eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree ... then there is the owl ...

15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in the jackpot radius of 50 miles to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!

16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side

17: A: The man doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: ... ...

18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend to fall the ... ... ...

19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: , the body is ice! ah, I think I have the soft down of the whole person ... ... ....

21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a twist a half weeks then take three weeks before the somersault backflip month.
22: MM University of lost looking for. Met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.

23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, the Secretary has put a section chief, said after fart: you fart! Chief said: I did not put the chief of ... soon to be removed from office, the Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?

24: Miss: It is not good business to do it!
boss: Why?
Miss:
actually hear the robbers burst into tears, br> 26: want girlfriend ML, his girlfriend said, not without a bath, cold weather can wash promised End collapsed, even the brush of the teeth ah ~ ~ ~ (giant conceal joke)

27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes hundred large copy of the genuine.
drunk over snatched the money back: look, he is blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. > 28: Avian influenza - are ....

29: A: hey, how do you learn to smoke?
B: I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke!

30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: 32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics it?
Sister: Yeah!
Line of Duty: how flies so fast? Did not see!
Line of Duty: Jay! !

33: Wife: I'm blind, stepped on dog feces would marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! Where are you guys lying to step ......

34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can be generated in the boiling water C, C in the air oxidation of D , D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all what?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!

35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).

36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster! ! ! ! ! !

37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only one line?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs ... ....

38: One day, police caught a female drug addicts, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her you do Well the name of your boyfriend stabbed in the hand, he called the Little good is not ... ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. Ah .... soon I saw the woman that an addict is carried
beginning with a look of anger on the police said

friends hate this ....

40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to the there is a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:

41: an orangutan through the woods, accidentally taken to a gibbon droppings,
kind of apes the apes cleaned differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together of?
apes replied: .
.......
turned into a dead fat man ..

43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a little, big called: One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but the door still may lock ah, so penguins and go home to lock the door. Lock the door after starting to look for polar bears penguins again, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home ... ... to knock on the door said: What did he say? Not so much The next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, . On the third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, rabbits out of money: What 47: A teacher asked the students how to reduce the white pollution? A student: the lunch box made of blue.

48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: , eating cucumber cucumber pull! Flying so high would not hit the stars? the body hair to pull down one by one, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: said: