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Wife: You're a man you could love me?
Husband: of course (love you more than one person)
wife: If one day you can not do what?
husband: I would cry (happy tears I shed)
wife: It is not because of me you just think life has been the color?
Husband: Yes, because of you (I understand what persecution)
wife: think I'm the best woman in the world?
husband: of course (the most poor woman)
wife: I'm your first love it?
MAN: Yes! (When pigs fly)
wife: you lying?
Husband: I swear (I lie)
wife: I am old, would you still love me?
husband: you will not be old (in my eyes you never young once)
wife: I and Maggie Cheung, who is more beautiful in your eyes?
husband: of course you (far worse)
wife: If only a piece of bread on the planet, and is still in your hands, you give me to eat or to * eat?
Husband: Of course not for my mother to eat (not to you, I eat)
wife: I am white it?
husband; white, you fall into the coals can be recognized in a really (because you are darker than coal)
wife: I'm not fat?
Husband: plenty of it! You are very slim. (Only skinny, not aesthetic.)
Wife: If a man is now pursuing my passion, how would you?
husband face became pale: Who? Tell me who? (I'd have to thank him for something, and then for him to eat a meal, and then send you to dress up and look at the past.)
Wife: Look,ugg online! You Do not be nervous,MBT M.Walk shoes! I tease you!
husband down in silence.
wife: how,mother said, angry? Little fool,ugg tas!
Husband: Yes! I was angry (why this is not true)
wife: If one day we get moving on the sea luxury wheels, you will like the Jack Rose as holding, holding me in the bow fly?
husband: I will certainly (did not hesitate to kick you down from the bow of the ship)
wife: If you were reincarnated, then you will continue to choose me to be your wife?
husband: would (do not choose you, I would prefer you to be my mother)
wife: regret and I get married?
husband: How could (sorry great, several times at night I awoke crying and felt Tai Weiqu himself)
wife: you do not encounter after you better than me girl?
Husband: No, (ever since I know you dare look at another girl?) ... ...