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Reprinted from 478888419 at 15:21 on December 22, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary

1. in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
answer: 1 million. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not
[b] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) debate
13 questions: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: chickens and geese grave
22 meter race, the chicken run faster than the geese So why the post to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 a Columbus After the foot onto the New World, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 , his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will move almost did not play.
answer: because they are unfamiliar.
Wang while brushing teeth, while leisurely whistling, how he do it?
Answer: Brush teeth
what is always does not close the door?
Answer: goal
side of the ship hanging rope ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, the sea a few hours can be submerged ladder?
Answer: correspondingly, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
Answer: What is the spare tire
book you can not buy in a bookstore??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
Answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers passed
enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: triplets in two
jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat??
Answer: mouth
anything to hide secret use, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else??
Answer: What film
can enlarge the magnifying glass, but one thing can not be enlarged, what?
Answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver was not driving
Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ??
Answer:
wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, win Debu to the prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing Game drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, which Why?
Answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, this time it is the tail towards what?
Answer: Why there was a hospital down
never give a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: What
three generations of people can not eat melon?
Answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to equal 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: When the toilet while standing guard at the post
Wang, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is
powerful targeting black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why??
Answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
heating the world every thing will melt, with the exception of a heat thing has solidified,エアマックス, what is the something??
Answer: Egg
an exam, a pair of paying the exact same exam at the same table , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why is this?
answer: are the quiz
manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day the product? ?
Answer: Newspapers
a man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is your word
common worldwide? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
it looks as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is two eggs to do (four-character idioms)?
Answer: promises (believed to be the balls)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
Answer: exhaustive (all)
cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name ( four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
Answer: litchi (milk machine)
why people like to watch comic?
answer: boredom
the bus,一只吃掉了狼和野猪的兔子, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that every night?
Mrs. King has been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. Kim muttered when eating sugar cane?
There is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret it later
ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolition of acid
What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10, the push-ups done after more than a pit on the floor?
Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand
Please Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
shower after a bath?
Answer: Because the bath is too disgusting
men pee how to organize categories of clothing?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idioms)
Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse)
a new husband and a new What is the difference to buy a dog?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave 1 million, wave father had shot him down, but spit out 10 element, then wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar figure which
the most hard-working? Which figure is the laziest? Answer: lamb
bear is the tail end of the bear, a bear penis What is the bear?
answer: Will the mother bear
world's smallest island of the island is what?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
Answer: Fall
9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius
wolf moon (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
tofu Why play hurt ?
answer: because it is actually frozen tofu
an ant climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
a bus accident occurred, all the people injured Why Xiao Ming is all right?
answer: because he is not in the car
a place that can enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: tomb of chickens and geese
meter race, the chicken run faster than the geese, why to the terminal after it has?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why on the physical
Xiao Ming to a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
busy day of work who's lost in a fog?
Answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
when one foot onto the New World after Columbus , followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: What kind of air
long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Inverted
each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid suffering from myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator?
answer: because he lived on the first floor
Which animal you hit it shed its blood?
Answer: Mosquitoes?
something to add can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
Answer: Because two people score more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not read normal books
What book? ?
Answer: Blind mouth is not what the book
tongue
answer: What kind of teapot mouth
official can not issue orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: New Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
small day tomorrow, chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
jump high than the tree frog Why can?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiaoming deep degree of myopia eyes, wearing glasses, but still vague, why?
answer: because he was not wearing eye glasses
Xiao Dai big cow riding, why not eat Daniel?
Answer: Because Daniel is the Ming people
English very well, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
Answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiaoming only 4 years old, they are as the
Answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh clear the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty

answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is why the loss of the
swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
Answer: die of old age
tree stand 8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people?
Answer: Pedestrian
male hairdresser least favorite people?
Answer: Baldy
polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins?
answer: eat less than
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder?
answer: gum
any way to immediately find the missing pushpins?
Answer: barefoot
old Jim a dog, and never help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas?
answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ...
scissors. Stones. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss Why Going?
Answer: Because Going punch in the face of Miss City
How can eat it and eat it?
answer: keep only caught the bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water?
Answer: Some people piss
accidentally drowned, if there are other people around how to do?
answer: to drink what kind of light
never fill the bucket?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above, the following people happy?
answer: take a bath
concert, the first is the pants off your clothes?
Answer: First close friends is better
old Mei and do check to the hospital, doctors told him to look at fruits to open a little, will he, exactly?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day evening, what is the boys with the girls must do something before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
eggs to how to buy, it will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks?
Answer: buy eggs
What is the main component of birth control pills?
Answer: antibiotics
final, going one will not miss writing, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! Why?
answer: she wrote her class, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find how to do self-defense weapon?
answer: cow pee ice sword
apples under the apple tree hit, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is stupid ...
annual surplus, why can not afford the money or a deposit?
Answer: Because the turtles every year fired ...
why suddenly
Answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, and think of their own ... too
Jesus from?
Answer: Heaven
small text accidentally swallowed 10 coins, how to do?
Answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring,エアマックス24-7, two people just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: why the guy said quietly
two looks for a woman like the dinosaurs fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
Answer: Because there is lack of filial piety 『』 ...
what three more wash more dirty?
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more to do and what is the relationship. What is the matter?
answer: Why fart
snake skin?
Answer: Because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why is it?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower in Paris will not jump. Why not shoot guns
day stars?
Answer: Because the stars will flash ...
schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives

Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of the sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)?
Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone can not fall into the toilet wet (guess 4 words phrase)?
answer: be missed (machine not wet)
liver and bile made by the magic of soap (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap)
on the road, it turned a hit and was down, and then they turned again (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Three two
turned off many times a married woman (4 word phrase)?
Answer: come to naught ( abandoned before the public do)?
service appearance inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
Answer: scholar faced soldiers,
to politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella Mom and Dad may be the Who?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vests
long the world's largest sweet potato, where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer: egg
What could Zheng's mother?
answer: Zheng failed (Failure is the mother of success)
raw rice was cooked boiled rice how to do?
answer: what meals to steal it
do not break the law?
Answer: giggle
bored, when the car ride, called the what?
answer: white oil
the first thing the driver into the car what?
Answer: no chest down
a great woman how to call?
Answer: Big Mac
personal starving, and cans of chicken in the fridge, fish tank, pork, canned, he What is the first open?
Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator
English name is ...?
Answer: A-People
every couple have in common is ...?
Answer: In the same year married the same day
public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (
Answer: London (round squatting)
which European countries are not the wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (single Sell) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why?
answer: What killed the ...
not see but can feel, million of people will not scare touched?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
Answer: EPA
not buy any books?
answer: suicide note
what never can grasp the right hand?
Answer: right hand
. but it is not bright, it is what east?
answer: broken lamp
a 10 meter rope, tie him by the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away?
Answer: Why not eat tiger hammer ... does not break? ● hammer, of course, will not break the

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he has gone, why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily what? ● sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, this could do? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new, advanced equipment and good service. But it is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is why? ● This is the veterinary hospital
39 in winter, without heat, how can the ice into the water immediately? ● Remove the two ice
40 A hungry cat came from the side of a fat mouse, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Why did not the peacock fly to the northwest to southeast flight? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why ? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second,エアマックス2010, third son of What? ● course called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to work; However, the river no boat and no bridge. so he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed,air max, but more importantly is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea ships, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people,我要找到！~~~~那把伞, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board )? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, you know I know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, a standing facing north not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other's face? ● certainly can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar , but can not eat? ● examinations of a zero child in the above

51, by what can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see what the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is to enlarge ? ● What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? ● silent
56 to what is often, but has never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but the same as in their own country did not feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is how babies
58 red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a When a tire which does not turn? ● spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what happened? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 fox best, confused man, then what baby eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dares to Lin Quan Jia

65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. convalescence, her girlfriend has to break right away,エアマックス2011, why is it so? ● is not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, the two individual can not do together. This is what to do? ● dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs
black students will not
68 middle of the night to go home only to find forget your keys at home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning

70 is the end of the world tomorrow, and why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a dish especially good at, what? ● fired

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why iodine

73 a bottle marked poison is harmless to human medicine? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 hit something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy,劲舞3.1魔法城堡最有效的刷MB方法, sell people know only by the people do not know what it? ● coffin

76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books like that fat woman? ● consolidated

77 an alligator and shark bite feel any different? ● no one know

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, 10 meters and then go south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail towards? ● North Korea to

79 to 13 children, how to divide it fair? ● pressed into juice

82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● on the wall

83 Why is the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than tree height? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful call? ● peerless beauty

87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who has always been afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 reasons why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South Why fly south? ● Because slow
93 feet away melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool

94 has six bowl bread, six children assigned to one person,エアマックス95, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber

96 has a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the > 97 What is the car unable to move? ● windmill

98 Xiao-Ming has never had to study a model student, why ● Xiao Ming is deaf students
99 a box a few side? ● two sides. inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? ● Every month, 28 days

1, why did not Sony, Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C who is more high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (rubber poor)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: pressure it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure)
10 white plus white equals what? answer: rabbits (TWO)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiao Ming , Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, I ask who this car is it?? answer: When it becomes what? answer: betel
14 four people playing mahjong in the house, the police came, they took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they play the people called Why do planes fly so high the stars are not hit? The answer: because the stars will see in front of a medium rare steak, but little notice of him.
why they did not say hello? answer: because they are not familiar with
17 has a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? answer : dead fat
19 has a trick, hilarious two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 there was a shark eating a a bean, the results of it into what? answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the dog's name or the name of a small tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
23 chicken's mother Who are you? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 has ABCD .. 26 letters, how many left if ET gone? Answer: 21 ET UFO
26 drove off the wind What child ? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf ( Momotaro)
29 children who red bean family? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
31 One mother gave birth to twins, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? answer: Monroe (Mary Monroe)