Sichuan , said the language captures a fugitive in
 

Laughs 】 【 Sichuanese to turn. 【 Sichuanese language is useful 】A native of Sichuan , working in Beijing . Day to work, take Road car. Then a vicious fugitive Beijing , bag hides a gun , and Sichuan together on the bus. Sichuan and fugitives sit next to , Sichuan , and others to chat, chat, fugitives jumped the mouth. Sichuanese said: Do not you speak up ( the gun ) the fugitive panic and said: What gun to open ah?
Sichuanese : What is your chamber do not know, ah !
fugitive : I really do not . gun.
Sichuanese : Do you have a hammer.
fugitives : Big Brother hammer I really do not .
Sichuanese : I wanted to commit suicide .
fugitive : I was not already dead?
Sichuanese : Do not begin to speak out .
fugitives : how do you know I have a gun. Sichuan : a joke , we have the cavity.
( fugitive : I thought was a definitely undercover , surrounded by may have been undercover .)
fugitives : Big Brother you know , ah!
Sichuanese : joke , we Sichuanese , what do not know.
( fugitive : I thought Sichuanese when plain-clothes , really above business , Sichuanese he knows everything . I make up so well have been recognized by that .)
fugitives : Can I surrender sentence .
( Sichuanese suddenly wake up )
Sichuanese : Yes.
me a call return it. ( Sichuan , immediately open up the 110, said fugitive to surrender )
out of the car , escaped the police away.
Sichuanese got a thousand dollars reward.
Sichuanese fugitives began to realize that (he ) is not undercover .
fugitives shouted : Sichuanese too smart, really smart too hard to detect.
much cunning
is authentic Sichuan to turn.
Sichuanese we say , or Dayong useful .
remember not to mess speak up ( gun)